Three young men arrive in Bombay with stars in their eyes and they?re about to face disillusion Bombay-style. Krishna (Naveen Andrews) is from New York?s prestigious drama school and he?s looking for a role in a Hindi film. He?s signed up for a campy B-movie being financed by the local Mafioso, Mastana (Naseeruddin Shah).
Xerxes (Alexander Gifford), a violinist is in India to discover himself but he finds himself being victimized by an amorous homosexual, Pesi (Roshan Seth). Ricardo (Rahul Bose) is looking for his long-lost brother but what he finds is love. He falls headlong in love with Dolly (Tara Deshpande), Mastana?s moll!